Word Play Jokes

Injured Insect Vehicle

Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
A: In an antbulance!

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Middle East Policy

Q: Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?
A: Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

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Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

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