Word Play Jokes

Vampire's Favorite Film

Q: What is a vampire's favorite film character?
A: Batman!

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Control

My sexual desires have been getting out of control.
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

Anonymous

Her Flat

A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.

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