Word Play Jokes

Room Rates

Bridegroom: How much for the room?
Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars a piece.
Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.

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Quarter Tone

Q: What's the definition of a quarter tone?  
A: A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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Fishy Advice

A four winged flying horse fish told me I should stop taking drugs if I want to keep my job in animal genetics.

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