Word Play Jokes

Sick Bird Medication

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

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Maggot Army

Q: What is the maggot army called?
A: The Apple Corps!

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Lost Electron

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

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