Word Play Jokes

CIA Agents And The Bathroom

Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: The ZIP Code.

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Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

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Death

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.

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