Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

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Blowing Mr. Bubbles

Q: Do you remember blowing Mr. Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you "hello."

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Roundest Knight

Q: How did King Arthur's knight, Sir Cumference, get so large?
A: He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

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