Word Play Jokes

While A Lady Is Present

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

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Light Bulb - Professors

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Jones or Lewinsky?

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones. His response:  Paula was good, but no cigar.

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