Word Play Jokes

You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

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Company Merger

Q: Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger?
A: The new company's gonna be called FedUp!

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Charlie Brown With No Legs

Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?
A: Ground Chuck.

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