Word Play Jokes

Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.

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Three Out of Four People...

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

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Light Bulb - Doctor

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

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