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Crossing A Sheepdog With A Melon
Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
A: Melon-collie!
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Fox Into Pig
Q: How do you turn a fox into a pig?
A: You marry her.
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Word Play Jokes
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(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Gardening Women
Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot- long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No - that dirty."
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