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Ketchup and Liquor
(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)
1. What did you have for breakfast?
2. What did you have for lunch?
3. What did you have for dinner?
4. What do you do when a hot blonde walks by?
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Dracula Rx
Q: What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
A: Coffin medicine!
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Shaky Hand
Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!
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Alcohol Jokes
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