Word Play Jokes

Tough Ass

Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.

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Roast Beef And Pea Soup

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

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New Business Mergers

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: New company will be called - Poupon Pants.
Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

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