Word Play Jokes

Zombie Booty Call

You caught my eye from across the room. I'll probably need that back later.

Anonymous

Court Rules

A young man is in court. He's driving everyone mad with his loud and incessant chewing. The judge looks over and says "For the love of God man would you stop masticating"
To which he replies in a panicked voice "I wasn't, I wasn't, I swear, I just had my hands in my pockets"

Anonymous

Pirate Booty Call - Head

Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

Anonymous