Word Play Jokes

Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!

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German Vocabulary

Q: What's German for 'virgin'?
A: Goesintight.

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Alley Mcbeal Vs Dollar

Q: What's the difference between Ally McBeal and a counterfeit dollar?
A: One's a phony buck.

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