Word Play Jokes

Baby Elephant

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!

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Crust...

Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust

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Little Monkey Snacks

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.

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