Word Play Jokes

Jackass In Suspense

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow

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Busted

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

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CD & Intercourse

Q: What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
A: A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawal.

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