Word Play Jokes

Busted

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

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CD & Intercourse

Q: What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
A: A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawal.

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Special Olympics

Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Having arms and legs.

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