Word Play Jokes

Lizard On A Diet

Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet?
A: It weighed too much for its scales!

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Chicken Stick

Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A Poul-try

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Luke at Breakfast

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: The master