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Goat Sale
If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.
Did you make a prophet?
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Parole Hearing
Officer: Why should you be released early?
Man: I’m ..
Officer: Go on.
Man: I think...
Officer: Yes?
Man: Can I please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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Lizard On A Diet
Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet?
A: It weighed too much for its scales!
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