Word Play Jokes

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Tough Ass

Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Roast Beef And Pea Soup

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Food Jokes
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