Word Play Jokes

Blonde and Soda Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on?
A: Because it said, "Sorry, try again."

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Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Anonymous

Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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