Word Play Jokes

The Mushroom

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun gi"

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Wise Lady

My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting

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Cemetery Workers

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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