Word Play Jokes

Get Well

Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A: A get wellephant!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Bragging Brats

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Lion Fast Food

Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast food.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous