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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Written By: KielPhillips

Particular Kind of Woman

The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would not remain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problem is that you are looking for a particular kind of woman. You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is not particular."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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