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A Joke Like Sex
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Two Coins
Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
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Vampire Fruit
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
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