Word Play Jokes

Nationality of Santa Claus

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

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Kissing Birds

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Recycled Toilet Paper

Life is good when I can afford to buy recycled toilet paper.

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