Word Play Jokes

Married A Convcit

First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's mighty upset about it too.
Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?
First Convict: No. Because they eloped!

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Anonymous

Pilot Difference

Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!

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Anonymous

Free iPhone6

Wrote a joke about those internet pop ups that tell you you've won a free iPhone6.
You won't get it
 

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Written By: KielPhillips