Word Play Jokes

As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

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Hick Puzzle

Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. "Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them. "Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

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