Word Play Jokes

Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Sunscreen

Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
A: Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Pig And Centipede

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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