Word Play Jokes

Catfish vs. Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Sleep Number

My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Hop-scotch!

Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous