The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.

Some Horse-Play

The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. "No," he said, "I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab onto her ears and hold on 'til she gets used to it."

Going Through Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.