Word Play Jokes

Help Needed!

A man running through the crowded train looked very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic Priest on board?!" When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Anglican Priest on board?!" Still there was no reply. Now becoming very desperate, he ran down the train shouting, "Is there a Rabbi on board?" Finally, a passenger jumped up and shouted, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend?!! I'm a Charismatic Pastor!!" The agitated man paused, looked at him and said, "Sit down; you can't help me. I need a corkscrew!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Justice

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
Anonymous

Oceanliner

Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: About half way.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous