Word Play Jokes

Jelly Belly

Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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Belly Up

Q: What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede

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Elephants

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!

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