Edward Scissorhands

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

Morris' Confusion

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.  He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to "The Great Nullity" ,"The Blessed Emptiness", and "The Big Zero in the Sky". Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and whispered, "Is Nothing Sacred?"

Apple to Worm

Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.