Word Play Jokes

Golf Clubs

There was a business woman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving, the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined. The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice. A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik.“So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

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Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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The Dotted Line

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one.  Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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