Word Play Jokes

Write In C

WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")
When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers" "Write in C." Write in C, write in C, Write in C, write in C. LISP is dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, for science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, write in C, Write In C, yeah, write in C. Only wimps use BASIC. Write in C. Write in C, write in C, Write in C, oh, write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C. { Guitar Solo } Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C. Don't even mention COBOL. Write in C. And when the screen is fuzzy, And the edior is bugging me. I'm sick of ones and zeroes. Write in C. A thousand people people swear that T.P. Seven is the one for me. I hate the word PROCEDURE, Write in C. Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C. PL1 is 80's, Write in C. Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C. The government loves ADA, Write in C. 

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Be Nice

Never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp... He's probably thick and tired of it.

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Computer Acronyms List

Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms

  • IBM: I Blame Microsoft. Idiots Buy Me. Idiots Building Machines. I'll Buy Macintosh. It Bit Me. It Built Microsoft. It's Better Manually. I've Been Mislead. I've Been Mugged.
  • WINDOWS: Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed. When I Need Data Output Without Speed. While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation. Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
  • WIN: Whoppingly Immense NOP. Worm Infestation Netware.
  • MSWINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT: My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally.
  • APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • DEC: Dump Everything and Close
  • DEC: Do Expect Cuts
  • HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
  • HP: Hot Pursuit
  • MAC: Most Absurd Computer
  • MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
  • OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
  • WARP: What A Rot Program
  • CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • DOS: Defective Operating System
  • ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
  • LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
  • MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  • SCSI: System Can't See It
  • WWW: World Wide Wait

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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