Word Play Jokes

Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes)
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Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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