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The best jokes and joke writers!

School Bus

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?

A: A rotten banana!

Punching a Black Woman

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, the commercial told him to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker!

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?

A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate