Word Play Jokes

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

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