Word Play Jokes
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Bernie and Jane are an elderly couple who have decided to get married late in life. While they have not yet been intimate, Bernie thinks it would be a good idea to know how Jane feels about this. He asks her about her desires regarding frequency of sexual intimacy. Jane replies that she likes sex infrequently. Bernie, being ever the optimist says, "Is that one word or two?"
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"