Word Play Jokes
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Custer's Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts. Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head. On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures of Indians fornicating. After gazing at the painting for some time, the enraged curator demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be. The artist said, "You asked for a painting of Custer's last thoughts," he explained. "That's it. Custer was thinking, 'Holy mackerel, where did all those fucking Indians come from?'"