Word Play Jokes

Little Johnny and Geometry

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Four Kids

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble. Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station to report it.
Officer: What's your name?
Shut Up: Shut Up.
Officer: What's your name?
Shut Up: Shut Up.
Officer: For the last time, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Shut Up: Shut Up!
Officer: Are you looking for Trouble?
Shut Up: Yeah, we lost him about 2 miles back.
Officer: Where's your Manners?
Shut Up: Back there pickin' up Poop.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous