Word Play Jokes

Allan

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who?
Allan-d of Manhattan!

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Anonymous

Who Won the Race

Q: Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?
A: Santa flies, not runs... there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Amy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten!

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Anonymous