Word Play Jokes

Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Security K9

Q: What goes tick tick woof woof?
A: A watch dog

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Biggest Ant

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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