Word Play Jokes

Glow Worm

Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
A: Light ale!

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In Jail

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

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Ghosts Haunt Chemistry Faculties

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

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