Word Play Jokes

Melting in Hell

P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?" He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."

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Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Blonde Protection

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?

A: A bus shelter.

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