Word Play Jokes

What is that?

Q: What do you call a used tampon floating down the river?
A: A blood vessel.

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Which Football Team?

Q: Which football team loves ice-cream?
A: Aston Vanilla!

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Pop Goes The Blonde

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing; "Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

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