Word Play Jokes

Likable Rack

Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.

Anonymous

Quirky Love

I love the muscle that lies between the elbow and the shoulder.
I'm bicepual.

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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
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Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
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Allow me to introduce my selves. 
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Chaos. Panic. Disorder.
My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses. 

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