Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.
A vegetarian woman came up to me the other day and said she recognized me from somewhere. I said I'd never met herbivore
That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.