Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is really sharp.
- If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
- Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
- The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
- Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.