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Humanitarian Diet

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Don't Look

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?

A: He saw the salad dressing !

Alphabet Soup

Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?

A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.

Veggie

Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?

A: A missed steak.

Vegan Zombies

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? 

A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.