A Vegetarian With Diahrrea
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.