Word Play Jokes

Astronaut Booty Call - Mission

My mission is to reach your core.

Anonymous

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

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Anonymous

Touchy Feely

I'm really feeling this story.
I have to, It's in braille.

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