Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Tornado in Minneapolis
Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet and cold !
Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"