Weather Jokes

Island Goodbye

Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.

Categories: Riddles , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
Submitted BY: _marther_

When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Weather Warning

Q: What warning did the National Weather Service give before the blizzard?
A: If you only have liability insurance, stay your ass at home.  This weather is for full-coverage customers only.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG