Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
Q: What is a hurricane?
A: Mother nature doing the twist!