Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!
Tornado in Minneapolis
Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
My husband and I purchased an old home in Boston from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."