Weather Jokes

Snowman's Breakfast

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

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Anonymous

Frosty Dog

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!

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Anonymous

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz