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Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys

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Biden's simplified Income Taxes

Q: How much money did you make last year?
A: Send it to us.

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New Mexico

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
Dumb New Mexico Laws:

  • State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
  • Carrizozo - It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
  • Las Cruces - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. 

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New Mexico Jokes)
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