Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

From Tennessee

You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see!

Connecticut Crazy Law

• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
• You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
• The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
• It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
• No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
• It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
• Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
• You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
• You may not educate dogs.
• It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
• It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
• Silly string is banned.
• It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.