U.S. State Jokes

Dangerous in D.C.

Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?
A: An intern with a chipped tooth.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Washington D.C. Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Florida Volkswagen

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Public School Teacher Arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.



 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
Anonymous