U.S. State Jokes

Florida Volkswagen

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

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Public School Teacher Arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.



 

Anonymous

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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