U.S. State Jokes

Three Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery

Q: Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
A: 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Money Jokes , Riddles
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State Flower of West Virginia

Q: What's the state flower of West Virginia?
A: A satellite dish.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Fake News

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Connecticut Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Journalist Jokes)
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