Terrorist Jokes

Saddam and Miss Muffet

Q: What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Way!

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Osama Is Dead

Q: What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A: A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Nabbed the Wrong Guy

Two blondes, tired of city life, finally decided to take trip to Afghanistan in search for the elusive most wanted man by the FBI, Osama Bin Laden. Upon arrival, they roam around the mountain terrains braving the worst dangers in their life and finally their search ends and they captured Osama. The next day they made a phone call to the director of the FBI in the US and told him that they finally nabbed Osama. "Are you sure?" asked the director. "We are pretty much sure," they answered. "Can you describe what he looks like?" the director demanded. "Well he is clean cut, with eyeglass and a mustache and wearing an army uniform." "My Goodness!!!" screamed the director, that's Pres. Musharraf, let him go you crazies and come back here before you start a war."

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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