Terrorist Jokes

Lawyers Taken Hostage

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes
Anonymous

Foxhole Dilemma

Q: You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Saddam Hussien and General Custer

Q: What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?
A: They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Military Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous