Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Color Shirt

Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of shirts. We'll get back to you if we like the color. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
Anonymous

President's Answering Machine

The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password. 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Political Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous