Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - World Domination

Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight? Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world! (Sing:) They're David and the Rob, Yes, David and the Rob, One is a drummer, the other needs a job. They're not at home right now, so please don't have a cow, Leave a message -- for David and the Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Burglar

(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine. If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live? 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Changing Lightbulb

I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb. 

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous